Fuck, well, Skyrim has shown me my future. The contract has been sealed.

Concerning the possible Skyrim DLC

Bethesda, you had us at “Hammerfell throwback”. I don’t know if you guys have read about it yet, but some of the possible Skyrim DLC has been leaked. It includes a new quest line with a group named “Dragon Riders” (this means dragon mounts), new armor sets, new spells, new companions, new houses, some shapeshifting, possibly turning into World of Warcraft, another Thalmor quest line, Morrowind expansion, Hammerfell expansion, World of Warcraft, and even a Cyrodiil expansion.

Also, World of Warcraft.

If any of this “leaked information” is true, I might be heading back to those days of playing Skyrim and not talking to anyone involved in my personal life or work life. So, basically everything I’m doing right now. Except there will be dragon mounts.

HOLY BALLS

The new kill cams in Skyrim are… drool-worthy. Thank you, Bethesda.

The Most Awkward Exchange To Happen In Any Barnes & Noble And Why I Need To Take A Break From Skyrim And/Or Pay Attention To What I’m Saying:

“Can I help you?”
“Do you have any books by Kodlak Whitemane?”
“Uh.., no.”
“Um..,”
“Who is that?”
“Well..,”
“I’ll look into our system.”
“I’m have to leave.”

Never to be seen again.

My new character, Aeris. She’s a total badass.

Mom: Why are you naked?
Me: I’m the goddamn Dragonborn.

I swear to you that this will be my final character before I get Skyrim running on Steam, before I remember how much I want to try another non-human race, before I figure out how to put pants on and physically leave my basement. No more rerolling! I’m going to stick with these guys.

Huh, I wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in it.