Newest edition to the family.

I am genuinely frightened by how attracted I am to Aela the Huntress. I don’t understand it. Nothing makes sense, anymore. Reality is tearing itself asunder, and I must ra-

NEVERMIND MAKES SENSE

Runa Fair-Shield, your logic is infallible.

Arousing glitch? Horrifying sex toy? The world may never know.

Was demonstrating a dragon shout in Skyrim, and the game completely crashed. Won’t open, now. I am the victor. I have won the Elder Scrolls. Where do I collect my tokens? Can I get that golden claw back?

Platonic Male Friend: I wish you were here.
Me: What? (Hitting on me?)
Platonic Male Friend: I’m having one hell of a time figuring out what skill tree I wanna add this perk to.

An ideal marriage.