February 2012
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“Drink me.”
– Buffy the Vampire Slayer, S3E21
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If all else fails, I’m going to become a pin-up model.
“Surely you don’t disbelieve the prophecies, because you had a hand in bringing...”
– J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit
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thegrandinquisitor:
That awkward moment when you go through your day just waiting for an opportunity to scream SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND and no opportunities to present themselves.
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Anonymous asked: hi you're really funny
Honestly, I’d consider Skyrim to be an absolutely, 100% perfect game (glitches and all, yes, even you, invisible mercenary, and you, levitating mammoth, and you, magical mountain that consumes my horses when I dismount them), if only there were LESS LOAD SCREENS. Or, shorter load screens. Bethesda, I want more opportunities to laugh at your adorable glitches.
“I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays. I want to hear X-rays....”
– Brother Cavil, Battlestar Galactica
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Still aiming to fulfill my destiny of becoming a retro, fifties housewife, who frequently practices the dark arts, may or may not be a highly paid bounty hunter, and owns a branch of successful brothels. I’m a business woman.
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Wait, it’s Mardi Gras? Am I supposed to be doing things? Where are my beads? Why don’t I have any beads? Aren’t I supposed to have beads? And tequila? Where’s all the tequila? Who’s hiding all of the tequila?
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Anonymous asked: What's your favorite episode of Star Trek: TNG?
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“But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass....”
– Samwise Gamgee, The Two Towers
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The release of a largely anticipated, epic fantasy MMORPG like Guild Wars 2 for console platforms could possibly cause extreme damage to the company, ArenaNet; I don’t think that they would make this kind of move without considering the risk.
While the question of console continuity makes for an entirely different breed of argument, it’s still an important point to defend; consoles...
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Roman: Live long, and prosper.
Lisa: Hey, you into sci-fi?
Roman: Yeah. Are... you into sci-fi?
Lisa: Yeah, totally.
Roman: I'm Roman. I'm a writer. I write movies... and books. I have a blog. It's pretty cool. So, what kind of stuff are you into?
Lisa: Uh, you know. All of it. I mean, what I really like is dragons.
Roman: ...Dragons.
Lisa: Yeah.
Roman: Dragons are fantasy. Magical talismans, or a magic sword, or wizards, or fucking crazy, not-real animals. All of these basic things that break the laws of reality; that shit is all fantasy. I'm into hard sci-fi. Fantasy is bullshit.
“You think you are wise, Mithrandir. Yet for all your subtleties, you have not...”
– Denethor
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Sometimes, I’m upset because The Walking Dead isn’t the same show as it used to be, back in the first season. Then, I remember DARYL FUCKING DIXON is still here, fucking shit up, just as shit should be fucked up. (Suddenly, I forget about Andrea and Lori, and things are okay.)
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